Calculate Your God Delusion Index

EdwardCurrent asked:


A STUPID video that I found — a quiz that supposedly measures how deluded by religion you are. I’m glad this hateful moron won’t be spending the next trillion years in heaven with Jesus and me!

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24 Responses to Calculate Your God Delusion Index

  1. heraldthemighty says:

    I got a 0 or a 5, just depends how you actually took the question.

  2. gb696 says:

    Actually you making the excuses for things that randomly happen. And for when your God ignores you.

  3. gb696 says:

    It will more likely be a religious person thinking its what his God(s) wants. Religion allows for a greater twist in morals than a persons regular inherent morals.

  4. SeeMattGo says:

    haha this is awesome!! 0pts.!!!

  5. theneonfire says:

    Yeah, same result ;) but everyone I’m related to got 10,000+ XD

  6. ChaoticSupernova says:

    I didn’t get any points. Do I win?

  7. tubbychubby1 says:

    took ur quiz cos gawd told me 2, he says i passed with 100% correct answers so put that in ur batshit pipe and smoke it, mr oh Im so clever delusional titwank, …those were his exact words amen

  8. ThePipersNicks says:

    5:49 thru the end was righteously funny.
    You are batshit crazy.

  9. jtking2504 says:

    So if people only believe things based on evidence, then they would not believe in God as it is faith based, which is not evidence, it is faith.

  10. ronaldonacid says:

    I know alot of batshit crazy people, apparently. I scored 20 pts., I guess because I can accept the possibility of a diety, I just haven’t seen one yet. Ever noticed how foamy -at-the-mouth the crazy ones get when you try to get them to think? funny.

  11. d0pod says:

    I’m glad this hateful moron won’t be spending the next trillion years in heaven with Jesus and me!

    Copy and paste if you agree!!!!!! XD

  12. wow this is stupid
    what’s with the points?

  13. maximus10463 says:

    The reality is that no human has any idea of what its going on, why we r here or whats the next step, but definetly i know one thing, we all have an spirit, a soul that make this bundle of bone n meat wake up in the morning, n because one cant see something i doesnt mean that isnt real, take for example the atom, so in this level of our evolution we still clueless of WTF is real or not.

  14. bimmjim says:

    The really big problem with religions is that they practice self-fulfilling prophecy.
    This error in logic could cause the end of humanity. Please look it up.

  15. Nostatementinthename says:

    A lot of un-religious people is working entusiasticly towards the destruction of the human race, and it is down right stupid to claim that a “vast majority” seeks peace and tolerance. They might claim to. But most kinds of control, whether it be secular or religious, a mix or neither of the two is EVIL!!!

    I think it is a worthy thing to call out bullshit, and religious bullshit is certainly the easiest to call. But it is LAZY, STUPID and DANGEROUS to restrict yourself to it.

  16. JthulhuOne says:

    i think Westboro Baptist Church fits right into the “BATSHIT CRAZY” classification

  17. Jodybeeching says:

    Whilst many religious beliefs are odd, this video is one of the most inept, childlike things I have seen here.

  18. theantisocilperson says:

    “You are batshit crazy” XD

  19. AzureFlameElk says:

    No, we believe things based on probability (evidence) rather than possibility. If faith is a factor then people are likely to believe something based on absolutely nothing.

  20. jtking2504 says:

    I do note your point, but do we believe everything that may exist, just because it may exist? Why believe one thing that may exist, without believing in everything that may exist, wouldn’t you have to believe everthing that may exist?

  21. jtking2504 says:

    Why don’t you believe in them?

  22. Exactly. The key word is ‘may’. Those things may exist. I don’t believe in them, but to say that they could in no possible way exist at all is simply retarded.

  23. jtking2504 says:

    Sure, and if you don’t concede that fairies, unicorns and leprechauns MAY exist, you are also deluded in that case.

  24. jtking2504 says:

    “If your delusion index is 10,000+ you are batshit crazy”

    LMFAO!!!!

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